Yes, that's my excuse, what of it?
Sorry I haven't written in so long. I've been piled up to my eyeballs with school work, homework, and other work-related activities. (such as going to GameStop...)
I finally found a weekend that's homework-free, so I took this opportunity to blog to you guys.... but with nothing to write about. So, instead, I thought I'd tell you a story.
How I thought up this story is a bit humorous, I think. Today, in science class, we were doing a "mini-quiz" thing, where we had to write everything we knew about substances, and mixtures, and colloids, and all that jazz. Unsurprisingly, I had very little written on my paper, unlike Amanda, the girl who sits next to me in that class, who was writing quite diligently, and even adding some illustrations to her work.
Mr. Trimble, the teacher, walked over, saw my paper, and looked puzzled. He knows about my talent in writing (I once made him an awesome extra-credit assignment on how people catch colds), and was probably expecting something similar to that of an original script by Shakespeare.
"What is this, 'Mr. Writer'?" he asked me, sarcastically.
"I don't know what to write!" I replied.
"Write me a story!" he exclaimed.
I knew writing about science wasn't my best subject, so I finally decided to do what I was told, and write him a story.
Here's the final product:
Once upon a time, there was an angry jellyfish named Bob. Bob was angry every day, for no reason whatsoever. But, on this particular day, Bob had a reason to be angry.
Mr. Guppyfish swam up to Bob, and asked, "Bob, why are you so angry today?"
"Well," Bob said, "my teacher, Mr. Starfish, told me I had to write a story about sciencey-stuff, but I don't know a lot of sciencey-stuff, so now I'm angry!"
"Oh," replied Mr. Guppyfish. "That's too bad. Is there any way I could cheer you up?"
"Yeah," said Bob, "Write the story for me."
"Ok," said Mr. Guppy.
And they lived happily ever after.
I have to say, I got a bit teary-eyed reading this. Quite a work of art, is it not?
Have a stupendous weekend!
Yours in awesomeness,
~Ry.
