Friday, January 15, 2010

New Year's Resolutions

I probably should have mentioned this in today's earlier post, but I'm just gonna do it here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know New Year's was weeks ago, but I wasn't available online during that time. So, I decided I should post some New Year's Resolutions.
Now, before anyone goes off, screaming "COPYRIGHT" in my face, I'll go ahead and say YES; I did get this idea from Badass Geek's blog. I don't mean to steal it, but I thought it'd be neat...
Not even sure if anyone from that blog is even reading this right now. If so, shhhhhh......

Anyway, here goes nothing:

  • Save up to 100$ in cash, without spending any until I do so
  • Pick my nose with my left hand.
  • Go to Canobie Lake Park
  • Perform a magic trick to a complete stranger
  • Place at least fifty (50) "Kick-Me" signs on my brothers (not individually) (must be unnoticed)
  •  Get two hundred (200) friends on Facebook
  • Buy my Christmas presents with my own money
  • Meet someone famous
  • Watch an entire infomercial
  • Play an entire game of Monopoly in one sitting
  • Scam ten dollars out of a family member (legally, of course)
  • Speak only in pig-latin for one day
  • Teach Cooper to "Play Dead"
  • Learn to do a tail-whip on a scooter
  • Destroy Justin Bieber
  • Learn to force a burp
  • Learn how to say "The evil monkey in my closet stole my lucky underwear, and fed an angry parrot some Cheetos" in Spanish
  • Post a photo of myself making a kissy-face on Facebook, just like every other girl on my Friends list has
  • Walk around school with a sock-puppet on my hand.
  • Win the championship game on my school/Recreational basketball team
  • Build a Lego model of the Empire State Building, just like Buddy did in "Elf"
  • Drink a two-liter bottle of soda all by myself
  • Beat a video game in one day
  • Make a collage of people wearing banana costumes
 As you can tell by my extensive list, I want to try to get a lot done this year. I realize that I probably won't be able to complete all of these tasks, due to their difficulty factor (watching an entire infomercial), or ridiculousness (play an entire game of Monopoly in one sitting), or catastrophic-ness (buy my Christmas presents with my own money), but hopefully I'll have some fun trying! Might even learn a thing, or two (learn how to say "The evil monkey in my closet stole my lucky underwear, and fed an angry parrot some Cheetos" in Spanish)




So, if you have any resolutions, I'd be glad to hear them! Hope you enjoyed my list, and Happy Friday!

Yours in awesomeness,
~Ry.

2 comments:

  1. It sounds like you have tons to accomplish! I wish you the best! As for me, all I want is to be able to run a half-marathon, get back down to the weight I was in high school, and actually be a vegan for a whole year (WITHOUT giving in to bacon or ice cream cravings!) BTW, like the title suggests...your blog is AWESOME!

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  2. Lilah and I support your resolution to go to Canobie Lake Park. Lilah went twice last summer and thought it was, well, awesome.

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