The Hardest Part of a Zombie Apocalypse Will be Pretending I'm Not Excited

I'm assuming you have a Facebook account, no? Most of us do. I've had mine for about half a year, and I already have more friends than my parents (not combined), who have had Facebook longer than I have! Anyway, you Facebook users have probably heard of "Groups," right? Virtual fan clubs about random things, like, "Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of my generation," "Legalize Man-Tree Marriage," and, "The good people of the U.S. against Angelica Pickles."

Of course, that's only a small portion of the hundreds of thousands of groups that hardly make sense at all. I thought it'd be kind of fun to share some of these humorous group titles with you. Feel free to search these groups on Facebook, and even join them if you deem necessary!

• Who is hotter? Miley Cyrus or Larry King?
• If you don't speed up, I'm going to slash your tires and kill your family.
• Official Petition to Facebook for an "Enemies List
• Cry more about Facebook being opened up, please. Your anguish sustains me.
• Appreciation Center for Cats that look like Hitler
• 2/3 of the world is covered by water, the other 1/3 is covered by Asante Samuel
• If 1,000,000 people join this group, nothing will happen
• I will go out of my way to step on a leaf that looks particularly crunchy
• No, I don't care if I die at 12AM, I refuse to pass on your chain letter
• I believe the word "studying" was derived from the words "students dying"
• After Monday & Tuesday even the calendar says W T F
• Yeah. Ok, Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Ok, Yes. Ok. I know. Ok. Yes. BYE MOM.
• Because I read Twilight I have unrealistic expectations in Men
• I was gonna post a status, then I remembered I have family on Facebook
• Another Farmville invite and I will kill your animals and burn your crops
• 1 friend request. 0 mutual friends. Yeah right.
• I HAVE ALREADY PLACED MY ITEMS IN THE BAGGING AREA!
• "You're here to learn." "No, I'm here because it's the law."
• Well that was awkward.
• That Waldo is a tricky son of a *****
• I don't believe in Nevada
• When I was your age, we solved Blue's Clues with Steve, not Joe.
• I was blown away when I realized OK is a sideways person.
• The smallest group on Facebook. Nobody join!!!!!
• FOR NARNIA!!!
• "That girl has such a pretty voice." "Mom, that's Justin Bieber."
• "Let's eat Grandma," or, "Let's eat, Grandma." PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES
• Dora, you're Multilingual at age 4, you should be able to find the banana tree
• When I was your age, shoes didn't have wheels
• If 50,000 people join this group, LeBron will make his free throws

I could go on, but I'd rather keep this post from getting any longer than the entire list of funny Facebook groups. If you have seen, or have joined, any funny groups on Facebook, I'd love to hear them in the comments below! I'd also love to hear about your reactions to these group titles, so comment away! See you on Facebook!

Yours in awesomeness,
~Ry.